Harrison gave me a nice Toddler-style pedicure on Saturday. Isn't it lovely?
I cleaned it up a bit since Saturday but there is a blue haze across the tops of my feet that give them a kind of gangrene appearance. You can read & see more here.
And yes, those are some pretty scary feet, I know. You should see the chicken ankles they are attached to. Then again, maybe not... but seriously, not that my feet were ever REALLY attractive (especially attached to said chicken ankles) but since having a child they just look like flat, smashed platypus feet - with dark blue & green nail polish slathered on them.
I just glance down occasionally to view those deflated appendages protruding from my legs awed and amazed that they just - flattened like that during pregnancy.
A true bummer for all my cute strappy shoes that no longer fit because they're too narrow.
But I wouldn't trade the bi-product of my newly acquired platypus feet for all the green tea in China.
5 comments:
haaa! i love the color. (just getting caught up with all my bloggy friends as i was out of the loop for a bit, too!)
my feet have always been a little wide and flat - but yeah, pg did not help them at all!
how did the transition to the big boy bed go?
Those toes are hawt. I like the frostbitten/gangrene look in toes. I may have to mimic. At least you have 10 toenails - I only have 9 right now! Eww.
Wow, what a look. you're going to set a new trend. My mom's feet grew 1/2 a size with every pregnancy....and with 5 kids, well, she has big feet!
Ah. Pretty gangrene. ;)
Love the color ... my god woman your feet are TINY ...
:-Daryl
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